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Post by Bilbo on Jul 3, 2017 22:04:21 GMT
To be fair I didn't go this year, been 4 years in a row beforehand. Saw that crash though, looked like understeer, catastrophic understeer.
I mean, it was a Nascar. However the other Euro Nascars were awesome, and fast up the hill, which is surprising.
But the Nastruck, the Toyota Tundra, OH MY GOD, I LOVE IT SO MUCH IT'S MY PC BACKGROUND.
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Post by jackyboy on Jul 4, 2017 0:20:12 GMT
To be fair I didn't go this year, been 4 years in a row beforehand. Saw that crash though, looked like understeer, catastrophic understeer. I mean, it was a Nascar. However the other Euro Nascars were awesome, and fast up the hill, which is surprising. But the Nastruck, the Toyota Tundra, OH MY GOD, I LOVE IT SO MUCH IT'S MY PC BACKGROUND. YEAH MECHANICAL FAILURE I THINK MAYBE PROBABLY NOT USED TO TURNING RIGHT
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Post by JamesMk3 on Jul 8, 2017 17:13:21 GMT
I remembered why I hate weekend driving. SO MANY BELL ENDS!
1) ROUNDABOUT BELLENDS: LEARN HOW TO USE A ROUNDABOUT. IF THE LINES/ARROWS ON THE SURFACE AND THE SIGNS SAY LEFT LANE FOR STRAIGHT ACROSS, DON'T USE THE INNER LANE, THEN SHOUT Solo Canoeist AT ME WHEN I BLAST THE HORN WHEN YOU CARVE ME UP. EMERGENCY STOPS SHOULD NOT NEED TO BE PERFORMED.
2) TRAFFIC LIGHT BELLENDS: KEEP CLEAR BOXES ARE THERE FOR A REASON. DON'T PULL OUT OF THR SIDE ROAD AND SIT IN THE BOX, STOPPING TRAFFIC TURNING INTO THE SIDE ROAD, THEREFORE TOTALLY JAMMING UP THE JUNCTION. SECONDLY, DON'T THEN WAIT UNTIL THE LIGHTS HAVE TURNED RED BEFORE MOVING OFF, THEN RUN THE LIGHTS, THUS LEAVING ME (IN MY FRESHLY THIS MORNING CLEANED CAR) NEXT TO A FKK OFF POTHOLE FULL OF prarrie canoeTY WATER. AAAARRRRGH!
Rage to be continued. Next up: MOTORWAY BELLENDS.
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Post by nibnob21 on Jul 9, 2017 14:45:12 GMT
I also encountered a roundabout Solo Canoeist yesterday. Two exits, two lanes. Don't take the left lane then cut me up as you go straight over for the second exit...and then drive at 40mph on an open straight national speed limit road.
And cyclist overtake wankers. If there's oncoming traffic, don't overtake the cyclist. Wait a few seconds and do it safely. Don't give the cyclist no room, don't drive in the middle of the road forcing me to skim the verge. Pisses me off no end as a driver and a cyclist. TWATS!
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Post by Bilbo on Jul 10, 2017 11:37:47 GMT
Roundabout bellends are the worst. Had a guy in a Prius recently on a busy roundabout, I'm going around this medium size roundabout perfectly fine. He just edges out, I slow down. He edges out more, right in my way. I got stubborn and thought YEAH NAH, MY RIGHT OF WAY BIIIITCH, and kept going and he threw his hands up and got all pissy with me, I swear he didn't think it was a roundabout. I pointed at the roundabout, "HERP DERP, WAKE UP!"
In more positive news as I was leaving B&Q with my mum someone had left one of those flat bed trolleys out in the car park, and it was rolling towards someone's car. Sprinted and managed to save it with about 6 inches to spare. I felt bad in a way because its target was a cabriolet mk3 Golf, and they deserve to be hit, but still, good karma for me yo.
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Post by Meerkat on Jul 10, 2017 13:25:44 GMT
I AM OF THE OPINION THAT BASICALLY NO-ONE KNOWS HOW TO USE A BLOODY ROUNDABOUT. I NOW HAVE TO ACTIVELY EXPECT IT OTHERWISE I AM CONSTANTLY HAVING TO TAKE EMERGENCY EVASIVE ACTION. I BLAME CANOE-FILLED DRIVING SCHOOLS.
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Post by Fizbne on Jul 14, 2017 7:48:13 GMT
LITERALLY DIE. LITERALLY DEATH. LIKE, HOW ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF OVERTAKING A CYCLIST (ME) I'M LIKE GOING DOWNHILL ON A FGT ROAD BIKE, KEEPING THE SAME SPEED, KEEPING LEFT BECAUSE I'M NOT A Canoe. THE ROAD IS CLEAR LIKE CanoeING OVERTAKE AND STOP BASICALLY BRUSHING MY REAR WHEEL. OH WHAT'S THIS? A BLIND CORNER? OKAY YEAH GREAT JUST CanoeING OVER TAKE THERE. CanoeING RETARD ARE YOU FOR CanoeING REAL?!! BRO?!?! CanoeING HELL!?!!?/ ?? CanoeING PEUGEOT CUNTS.
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Post by jackyboy on Jul 14, 2017 19:47:54 GMT
YOU COULD HAVE PERISHED
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Post by stillettorebel on Jul 16, 2017 21:41:03 GMT
LIKE A RUBBER BAND IN THE SUN
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Post by wannabe on Jul 17, 2017 17:42:59 GMT
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
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Post by bambi on Jul 18, 2017 10:44:23 GMT
My hatred for learner drivers has returned.
I've been pretty calm about them recently; my commute doesn't involve me driving at all these days so I been loving it up for the learners like "I remember being that nervous" "Oh, it doesn't matter that they're driving at 1mph in a 60 - I got time" "oh look! They're learning what indicator stalk direction turns on which indicator light - meh, I'm cool"
BUT I DRAW EXCEPTION TO THE CRAZY CanoeING BITCH AND HER ENTIRE CanoeING FAMILY IN THEIR 3 DOOR LIGHT BLUE CanoeING POLO WHO DROVE AT 20MPH EEEEVVVEERRRYYWHHEEERRREEE CONSTANTLY LOOKING BEHIND AT ME LIKE "HEY WHY U REV UR ENGINE FOR HERPDERP" LIKE GET OVER IT CanoeERS. I HAVE LOUD EXHAUST. GO CRY ELSEWHERE
SO THEY GO SLOW SLOW SLOW SLOW EVERYWHERE. GET TO A 40 AND DECIDE TO DO 60. So y'no. Me being me was like "huuurrrrrrrrrrr I don't think so you paranoid little Canoes" So i stay with them AND "OH NO A CORNER IN MY STUPID Log Canoe OF A CAR THAT IS OVERLOADED WITH ME MAM AND ME PA!!!" Brakes on, screeching of tyres.
And I sail past, at a cool 55, dodging those stupid, incompetent "I wanna race the racekor" Canoeers.
But seriously. WHY U RACE ME. IN A POLO. THAT IS CLEARLY OVERLOADED. WHY?
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Post by Fizbne on Jul 18, 2017 11:03:39 GMT
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH CanoeIN LEARNER CUNTS ROFL
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Post by Bilbo on Jul 18, 2017 11:43:41 GMT
Dual carriageway, big roundabout, see red Corsa on spirited drive. EASY. 2nd gear, bwaaaarp past, big lolz.
!!!!!
VXR badge spotted as passing.
CONCERN.
Move to left, allow VXR to chop me.
But wait, there's more. VXR slows down, allows me to catch. Runs alongside me, I look into the car, guy driving with his girl looking casual AF, he's smiling at me. I laugh, shake my head. Gear drop and try to get away.
PROMPTLY CHOPPED AGAIN.
By a Vauxhall.
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU.
Need turbo.
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Post by jackyboy on Jul 20, 2017 22:29:46 GMT
Dual carriageway, big roundabout, see red Corsa on spirited drive. EASY. 2nd gear, bwaaaarp past, big lolz. !!!!! VXR badge spotted as passing. CONCERN. Move to left, allow VXR to chop me. But wait, there's more. VXR slows down, allows me to catch. Runs alongside me, I look into the car, guy driving with his girl looking casual AF, he's smiling at me. I laugh, shake my head. Gear drop and try to get away. PROMPTLY CHOPPED AGAIN. By a Vauxhall. FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU. Need turbo. MX5 SCHOOL BOY ERROR. DON'T RACE ANYTHING EVERYTHING IS FASTER..IN A STRAIGHT LINE. GET TURBO. RACE AGAINST..TO 70
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Post by Bilbo on Jul 20, 2017 23:57:50 GMT
I RACED A SLAMMED POLO AND A 1.4 206 BEFORE AND WON.
I got arrogant, thought I saw a 1.2 Corsa, was wrong.
115bhp is pew pew rather than bwaaarp bwaaarp.
In pedestrian related news I almost got hit by a taxi today. Light was red at a busy junction, he ran it, held on his horn at me. Naturally gave him the finger "IT'S FACKIN RED MATE!", he just told me to f*ck off and drove around me. "Professional driver" my ass.
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